The Reason I Don't Believe In Sasquatch

While watching the History Channel show where the "researchers" hide in the remote Canadian cabin and test the tiny, tiny blood samples looking for the mysterious Sasquatch all I could do is laugh. 

If this reportedly eight foot hairy monster was anywhere near that cabin, don't you think you'd see more than a couple strands of hair? I mean really, if anyone has ever lived with a dog (or even some extra, hairy human beings) they know there is a whole lot more DNA hanging around than that.

Case in point, meet Jack, my niece Kristen's dog.

Jack just walks into a room and a million pieces of hair fall out of him. And, if he gets close enough to brush up against you it looks like he rubbed his entire body all over you while peeing on you at the same time. Lots of substance left over to study. 

And, it doesn't blow away in the wind...just into the corners of the room, onto all the furniture, your clothes, up your nose, and into your mouth. Pretty much anything within a mile radius.

So, if the Sasquatch was in that cabin throwing things around and dumping things out, you wouldn't need to scrape off dried blood from a screw head. Nope. Just look at the dust bunnies in the corners.

So, sorry History Channel, but I'm not buying it.